My teacher says that I’m no use
To anyone but I’m just confused
She says that I’m the dumbest in the class
But I think that I’m underrated
My ability is understated
There are just some things just beyond my grasp
Teacher, all I want from you
Is a little help not degradation
I just want advice
But you give no indication
All I want from you… is help… help… help…
My last report the teacher wrote
Was ful of witty clever notes
But all to say that I’m not worth the time
You’d offer no support
Just sly digs in my report
My helplessness appears my only crime
Teacher, all I want from you
Is a little help not degradation
I just want advice
But you give no indication
All I want from you… is help… help… help…
My teacher says that I’m no use
Each day a tirade of abuse
Are my only gains from working in your jurisdication
But I know I can achieve
Beyond what you perceive
And your attempts to impose self-limitation
Teacher, all I want from you
Is a little help not degradation
I just want advice
But you give no indication
All I want from you… is help… help… help…
